Beverly Quote #1479
Quote from Beverly in You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times
Beverly: Mike, this is Jane. Jane, Mike.
Formica Mike: How do you...
Jane Bales: Don't touch me with that hand. You look like a man who scratches everywhere.
Formica Mike: Bevy, your friend is very mean and very attractive.
Beverly: Hm, well, I don't see it, but let's pretend yes. Um, you know, Mike has recently become single.
Jane Bales: Are you trying to set us up? Have you seen me? I have the body of a swimmer. He has the body of someone they'd find face-down in a river.
Formica Mike: I'm mesmerized.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: You will never guess who I just saw during my power walk/power sit and eat Sbarro at the mall.
Murray: Tip O'Neill?
Beverly: No.
Murray: Mr. Belvedere?
Beverly: TV character.
Murray: Quick Draw McGraw?
Beverly: Cartoon.
Murray: Waldenbooks?
Beverly: That is a store.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And when that didn't work, Joanne had to resort to the final "P"... public humiliation.
Joanne: Whoa! [laughter] Well, this is embarrassing. But also hilarious. Now you can laugh at me and recognize that sometimes things in life are funny.
Barry: I don't see why it's funny to waste all that Hawaiian Punch. Island people worked hard to squeeze tropical sunshine into every drop.
Quote from Adam
Adam: You guys said you'd eat some popcorn if I got the big tub. And now my delicate tummy is upset with all of you.
Brea: We told you not to get it.
Adam: It's only 50 cents more for the rodeo barrel.
Barry: Wait. Adam hasn't praised the movie yet. Why aren't you still clapping and/or demanding to see it again?
Adam: Yeah, it was neat.
Barry: "Neat" is something you say after uncomfortably watching your little brother's performance in The King and I.
Adam: How dare you? One critic said my performance was so inappropriate he couldn't look away.