Mr. Glascott Quote #75
Quote from Mr. Glascott in Horse Play
Beverly: Adam was wait listed at NYU.
Adam: And here's another headline, she got in.
Mr. Glascott: But you're his mother.
Adam: She got the big envelope and everything.
Mr. Glascott: All my ears and whiskers! The big envelope? That's the real deal.
Beverly: Well, it's nice to be wanted, but we're hoping, as his guidance counselor, you can arrange for him to take my spot.
Mr. Glascott: What a fun and outlandish solution. [laughs] Unfortunately, the world doesn't work that way at all.
Beverly: Brea's gonna have to give you her spot. Now, do you want to talk to her, or is that a Mama-do?
Mr. Glascott: Not that, either.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Horse Play’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Brea: Wait, yours says "Beverly Goldberg."
Murray: Ah, that's probably just a typo. Whoo-hoo! We did it, Bevy! They're in college! Now they're society's problem.
Adam: I'm supposed to go to NYU as her?
Murray: Oh, look at Mr. Big Pants here. Too good to go to college as his mom.
Adam: How would that even work?
Murray: We'll Tootsie you. Bevy, get me a sparkling red dress, some curlers, and a bucket of makeup.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: I need answers. Why does NYU think I'm you?
Beverly: Surprise! I applied to NYU and got in. Yay! Dreams do come true.
Adam: Do they? Do they?!
Beverly: I mean, did I want to spend the next four years with my baby as his best friend/study buddy? Of course I did. Did I think it would actually happen? Of course, again.
Murray: And you thought this was a good idea?
Beverly: What I was thinking is that he shouldn't go to his dream school without his dream girl.
Brea: I'm gonna go.
Adam: Run. I would, too, if I didn't have exercise-related asthma.
Beverly: See you around the student union, fellow Bobcat. Roar!
Quote from Geoff
Erica: Not only am I wrongly blamed for putting your father's porcelain horses in unspeakable positions, but worse, you thought I did it.
Geoff: Well, in my defense, I actually kind of liked that you did it.
Erica: What are you saying right now?
Geoff: I'm saying I like bad girls. Like Olivia Newton-John in Grease, when she was pretending to be someone she wasn't. Ooh-la-la.
Erica: Oh, my God. You don't even know what a bad girl is.