Bill Lewis Quote #86
Quote from Bill Lewis in The Dating Game
Bill Lewis: Well... no easy way to say this, Mur-man. It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg to fix this place up.
Murray: Bill, there's no amount of money I wouldn't spend to put a smile on this little lady's face.
Beverly: Last week you got mad at me for having grocery ketchup.
Murray: Well, those little packets are everywhere, but this is different. I know it'll take some work, but over time, we'll get it done.
Beverly: Time, as in the one thing we can never get more of?
Bill Lewis: That and gallbladders. Found that out the hard way.
Beverly: Bill, get out.
Bill Lewis: You drove me here. [Beverly points to the door] Fine.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Dating Game’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Murray: I bought a beach house!
Beverly: What did he say?
Murray: Beach house!
Adam: I think he said "bean chow." He wants to eat more beans.
Beverly: That makes the most sense.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: There's just so much to take in. [chuckles] You know? Like... What the hell are you wearing?
Adam: Dad made me! He keeps yelling I'm a beach kid now.
Murray: Damn right you are. And you're gonna make a sand angel, and you're gonna have sandball fights, and you're gonna carve a beautiful sandman!
Adam: Sandman? The guy that makes you sleep?
Murray: I don't know beach talk, but I do know this... you better not spoil your mom's dream.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, there was no show quite like The Dating Game, where bachelors and bachelorettes competed with innuendo-filled questions for a chance at romance.
Woman: [on TV] If I were a car, describe the hand-wash I could expect from you.
Adam: The words they're saying are innocent, but the meanings are not. [chuckles]
Beverly: Just so you know, Squishy, if we were ever on this show, I'd pick you every time.
Adam: In what world would we be on a dating show together?
Beverly: Never forget I will always be the first girl you ever kissed.
Adam: I never considered that until now.