Adam Quote #992
Quote from Adam in Hanukkah On the Seas
Barry: I'm sorry for calling you dishwater. You're not. You're a desirable, sensual being with needs and wants.
Adam: Wow.
Barry: I guess my breakup with Ren rocked me pretty hard. It... just feels like no one will ever love me again, you know?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] In that moment, I saw a Barry that I wasn't that familiar with... vulnerable, scared, and defeated. There was nothing I could say. Or was there?
Adam: Yeah, Bar, here's the thing... Jenny is in love with you.
Barry: What?
Adam: It's basically true. I went to claim my prize... her body. But she told me she was just using me to get to you.
Barry: That makes so much sense!
Adam: Of course it does. Obviously, you can't speak to her about this because of all the maritime laws. It'd be stuck in an international tribunal for years.
Barry: I don't want that.
Adam: No one does. But at least you know now you're incredibly special. And no doubt there's someone perfect out there for you. On land.
Barry: You know, you're a pretty good brother.
Adam: Well, I got an older one who's taught me a lot.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Hanukkah On the Seas’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Murray, where are you going?
Murray: I gotta find a lifeboat.
Beverly: You're gonna get in a tiny boat in the middle of the Labrador Sea? What are you gonna eat?
Murray: I'm sure on the lifeboat, there's provisions and whatnot. Biscuits.
Beverly: Biscuits? What about protein? You know how you get when you don't eat your meats.
Murray: That is why I stole a butter knife from the buffet. Those fish come swimming by... Boom! Surprise!
Beverly: You hate sushi.
Murray: There's a flare gun on that lifeboat. I'll cook 'em up!
Beverly: What about polar bears?
Murray: We're back to the butter knife.
Beverly: You couldn't chase a possum out from under the house. How are you gonna kill a polar bear with a butter knife?
Murray: With pure adrenaline and the will to survive!
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, a cruise was everyone's dream vacation. It was the best game show prize. A floating luxury hotel. And it was the only vacation with its own theme song.
Kathie Lee Gifford: [on TV] ♪ If they could see you now ♪
Beverly, Barry & Adam: ♪ Out on a Fun Ship cruise ♪ ♪ Eating fancy food and doing what you choose ♪ ♪ All I can say is wow ♪ ♪ Hey, look at where you are ♪ ♪ Tonight we're living... Pow! ♪ ♪ Just like a movie star ♪ ♪ What a fun ship, holy cow ♪ ♪ They'd never believe it ♪ ♪ If your friends could see you now ♪
Pop-Pop: Why is this peppy broad all in my face?
Murray: She never stops moving. She's like a lady Chihuahua.
Barry: That's the vivacious Kathie Lee Gifford, whose energy and spunk knows no bounds. She's basically me if I were a sassy redhead.
Beverly: Well, the best part is she's singing about making her horrible land-bound friends jealous. That's exactly what I would do.
Murray: Being trapped on a floating motel is not my idea of a vacation.
Barry: Once you get into international waters, the laws of man no longer apply. You can jaywalk or violate federal copyrights. We'll see who's boss now, Mickey Mouse.
Adam: None of that's right.
Quote from Murray
Adam: But think of your children who've never seen the world. The closest I've been to another country is that Chinese buffet place that also serves pizza.
Murray: Yeah, I like my bathroom here, where I know where all the levers and papers are at.
Barry: You're a piece of garbage!
Adam: I wish anyone else was my father!
Murray: How many times do I have to tell you? What you think of me as a man does not matter to me.