Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, a cruise was everyone's dream vacation. It was the best game show prize. A floating luxury hotel. And it was the only vacation with its own theme song.
Kathie Lee Gifford: [on TV] ♪ If they could see you now ♪
Beverly, Barry & Adam: ♪ Out on a Fun Ship cruise ♪ ♪ Eating fancy food and doing what you choose ♪ ♪ All I can say is wow ♪ ♪ Hey, look at where you are ♪ ♪ Tonight we're living... Pow! ♪ ♪ Just like a movie star ♪ ♪ What a fun ship, holy cow ♪ ♪ They'd never believe it ♪ ♪ If your friends could see you now ♪
Pop-Pop: Why is this peppy broad all in my face?
Murray: She never stops moving. She's like a lady Chihuahua.
Barry: That's the vivacious Kathie Lee Gifford, whose energy and spunk knows no bounds. She's basically me if I were a sassy redhead.
Beverly: Well, the best part is she's singing about making her horrible land-bound friends jealous. That's exactly what I would do.
Murray: Being trapped on a floating motel is not my idea of a vacation.
Barry: Once you get into international waters, the laws of man no longer apply. You can jaywalk or violate federal copyrights. We'll see who's boss now, Mickey Mouse.
Adam: None of that's right.