Barry Quote #1171
Quote from Barry in Dee-Vorced
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Sometimes we get so caught up in what's best for the people we love, we do crazy things.
Barry: Listen! I need to say something, but not to you guys. To them, the girlfriends.
Naked Rob: Yeah, Bar...
Barry: You three may not know it, but you are the luckiest ladies on the planet. All right, let me give you some advice. Cherish these men and all that make them unique. Like how irate Andy gets when you use his tiny back scrubber.
Andy: Do you mean my toothbrush?
Barry: Accept them as they are. Because if you don't... you'll lose them. And that's a terrible feeling.
Geoff: Um, Barry, these girls aren't their girlfriends.
Barry: What do you mean? [a trio of girls walk up] Okay. Who remembers what I just said?
Naked Rob: We all do. [laughs]
Barry: JTP.
All: JTP!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Dee-Vorced’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Beverly: Oh, baby, sit down. We have some upsetting news about Brea. Brea's mother, Vicki... [whispers] ...is divorced.
Adam: What are you saying?
Beverly: [whispers] Divorced.
Adam: Still can't hear you.
Beverly: Dee. Vorced.
Adam: The Force?
Beverly: Dee. Vorced.
Adam: From Star Wars?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: I'm worried about Adam.
Murray: My point is, young couples say all sorts of dumb stuff.
Beverly: Well, what if this isn't just stuff? This girl could be our future daughter-in-law. We barely know her.
Murray: We know her... big girl with the Gorbachev thing on her face.
Beverly: That's very specific. Who are you thinking of?
Murray: I don't know. But why are we on the hook for all this? Call up her parents and let them destroy young hearts.
Beverly: That's a great idea, Murray. Except we don't have a phone to call them!
Murray: So go down the street and use the pay phone like I do to order calzones. Why am I the only one with good ideas?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Murray, turn off your best friend! We got a problem!
Murray: Is that the electric bill? Because I told those kids, "Hey, you don't open that refrigerator until you know what you want!"
Beverly: It's Adam and Brea's love letters. They're discussing marriage!
Murray: They've only known each other like a week.
Beverly: They've been dating for over a year. She came to Miami with us.
Murray: Ah! I know who you're talking about. Big girl, like feet, blonde hair, pounds, big wine-stain birthmark on her face.
Beverly: No! And who is that?