Adult Adam: [v.o.] Sometimes we get so caught up in what's best for the people we love, we do crazy things.
Barry: Listen! I need to say something, but not to you guys. To them, the girlfriends.
Naked Rob: Yeah, Bar...
Barry: You three may not know it, but you are the luckiest ladies on the planet. All right, let me give you some advice. Cherish these men and all that make them unique. Like how irate Andy gets when you use his tiny back scrubber.
Andy: Do you mean my toothbrush?
Barry: Accept them as they are. Because if you don't... you'll lose them. And that's a terrible feeling.
Geoff: Um, Barry, these girls aren't their girlfriends.
Barry: What do you mean? [a trio of girls walk up] Okay. Who remembers what I just said?
Naked Rob: We all do. [laughs]
Barry: JTP.
All: JTP!