Quote from Murray in Dee-Vorced
Beverly: I'm worried about Adam. Murray: My point is, young couples say all sorts of dumb stuff. Beverly: Well, what if this isn't just stuff? This girl could be our future daughter-in-law. We barely know her. Murray: We know her... big girl with the Gorbachev thing on her face. Beverly: That's very specific. Who are you thinking of? Murray: I don't know. But why are we on the hook for all this? Call up her parents and let them destroy young hearts. Beverly: That's a great idea, Murray. Except we don't have a phone to call them! Murray: So go down the street and use the pay phone like I do to order calzones. Why am I the only one with good ideas?