Adam Quote #975

Quote from Adam in Bill's Wedding

Adam: [on the phone] Hey, Brea. It's Adam again. I'm so glad you came to the wedding instead of going to Hartford. I'm sure you would've looked great at the hotel, too. I hear there's a nice pool there, so I assume you'd be enjoying the freedom of a swimsuit. My mom always says a one-piece is the safest choice for modesty. I'm in no way suggesting you should have a swimsuit like my mom's. In her defense, she pulls it off. She's pretty fit. Power walks, plays tennis, eats cottage cheese. You could do a lot worse than having a body like my mom's. Let's just say if you were her age and had her body, you would hear no complaints from me. [hangs up] How'd I do?
Barry: Honestly, I am feeling better about my break-up.

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 ‘Bill's Wedding’ Quotes

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Dolores, your wedding day is the most important day of your life. Murray and I will never forget ours.
Murray: Yeah, it was the dead of winter.
Beverly: July 3rd.
Murray: There was a chill in the air.
Beverly: The cake melted.
Murray: Memories. The slide show of my mind.

Quote from Bill Lewis

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my family had plenty of missteps when it came to love. But for one magic moment, it seemed like the gods of love were smiling on all of us. I was with Brea, Barry had Ren, and Erica and Geoff were as strong as ever. Even my dad's friend Bill Lewis had found someone.
Bill Lewis: My angel, Dolores, I promise to cherish you, and to listen to you recount your dreams no matter how dumb they are, and to smile when I eat what you call a taco salad. Why would you toss a pear in there?
Officiant: This is a courthouse. We don't have time for vows. Is your witness here?
Bill Lewis: Mur-man, you're up.
Murray: And I gotta tell you, I'm ready, except I'm not putting my hand on a Bible.
Officiant: I just need your signature.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Stop! Nobody sign a damn thing!
Bill Lewis: Oh, no. She found us. How?
Beverly: This morning Murray says he's going out for a walk, and naturally I assumed he's terminally ill or having an affair, so I followed him.
Bill Lewis: A walk, Murray? That's a lie as lazy as the man who told it.