Murray Quote #871

Quote from Murray in The Prettiest Boy in School

Adam: We're here to find common ground between all my friends. JC, you're the epitome of cool.
JC Spink: It's obvious, but I do like to hear it out loud.
Adam: A-And, Dave Kim, you're the epitome of...
Dave Kim: What? Say it.
Murray: I'll say it. Loser. Putz. Schmuck. Dork. Doof. Dink. Schmo. Dingus. Goober.
Adam: We get it, Don Rickles.
Murray: Dorf.

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 ‘The Prettiest Boy in School’ Quotes

Quote from Adam

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the first day of school wasn't exactly magical for me. Yep, getting bullied, hazed, and generally tortured for being a geek had become a tradition. But this year felt different.
Adam: Adam? More like, A-Damn!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] I changed up my look over the summer, and it did not go unnoticed.
JC Spink: Yo, Big Adam! AFG!
Adam: Wow, so many new nicknames and none of them insulting or about my gentleman's cankles.
JC Spink: Party at my place in an hour.
Adam: Uh, pretty sure we still have school in an hour, but I love the invite.

Quote from Adam

Adam: There's the prettiest girl in school.
Brea: Aw! Well, I think you're the prettiest boy in school.
Adam: My mom does say I have a long torso like Cheryl Tiegs.
Brea: I know she does. [sighs] See you at lunch.

Quote from Mr. Glascott

Mr. Glascott: What in the Oprah Show Miracle Makeover is this?
Adam: Mr. Glascott. How was your summer?
Mr. Glascott: Terrible. As you know, guidance counseling isn't very lucrative, so I took a summer job mowing the local golf course. I saw two alligators.