Mr. Glascott Quote #57
Quote from Mr. Glascott in The Prettiest Boy in School
Mr. Glascott: What in the Oprah Show Miracle Makeover is this?
Adam: Mr. Glascott. How was your summer?
Mr. Glascott: Terrible. As you know, guidance counseling isn't very lucrative, so I took a summer job mowing the local golf course. I saw two alligators.
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Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the first day of school wasn't exactly magical for me. Yep, getting bullied, hazed, and generally tortured for being a geek had become a tradition. But this year felt different.
Adam: Adam? More like, A-Damn!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] I changed up my look over the summer, and it did not go unnoticed.
JC Spink: Yo, Big Adam! AFG!
Adam: Wow, so many new nicknames and none of them insulting or about my gentleman's cankles.
JC Spink: Party at my place in an hour.
Adam: Uh, pretty sure we still have school in an hour, but I love the invite.
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Adam: There's the prettiest girl in school.
Brea: Aw! Well, I think you're the prettiest boy in school.
Adam: My mom does say I have a long torso like Cheryl Tiegs.
Brea: I know she does. [sighs] See you at lunch.
Quote from Adam
Adam: I had a magical summer with my foxy girlfriend. Thanks for asking.
Mr. Glascott: I didn't. Why do you look so different? Did somebody finally punch those glasses off your face?
Adam: I got contact lenses.
Mr. Glascott: And is that a salon job?
Adam: Nope. Just the sun.
Mr. Glascott: I thought you were allergic to God's warm life-giver.
Adam: Turns out that was just avocados.
Mr. Glascott: It's all so effortless and stylish. As if you are no longer afraid of the world and everything in it.
Adam: That's probably the self-defense class I took with my mom. It was quite a summer.
Mr. Glascott: Well, a gator took one of my sport loafers, so we all got things.