Barry Quote #1027
Quote from Barry in Preventa Mode
Barry: Professor Lee, there's this awesome rock song about inappropriate love I'm trying to base my life on.
Professor Lee: You mean that deafening noise made by morally questionable gentlemen?
Barry: You're not a fan of rock?
Professor Lee: Only the ones I paint. This is one of my most recent.
Barry: Oh, that's lovely! You got a medium-size one and a little fella, and, look, [chuckles] there's a boulder.
Professor Lee: [chuckles] You know your rock sizes.
Barry: So, is Elana in trouble for going out with me?
Professor Lee: It's certainly frowned upon, but there's nothing in the code of conduct that says a teacher can't date a student.
Barry: There isn't?
Professor Lee: Nope. Had there been, I wouldn't have met my one and only sexual partner... My wife of 30 years.
Barry: That's great... I mean, not about your old wife, but Elana's not getting in trouble?
Professor Lee: She's not... Unless she gave you a grade you didn't deserve.
Barry: She gave me an A.
Professor Lee: I'm calling the dean.
Barry: Oh, no!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Preventa Mode’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Geoff: Hey, JTP. We thought we'd swing by and check in on you guys. We know how lonely Valentine's Day can be.
Erica: But cheggit, you're all dressed up. So I guess you found dates?
Naked Rob: And yet we did not.
Andy: In fact, we have no romantic prospects at all.
Matt: So, in lieu of lady companionship, we decided to celebrate our friendship.
Andy: We call it Pal-entine's Day.
Erica: At least you improved the name, because last year's Valen-dudes Day was a real big whiff.
Andy: First, we're gonna go to Dante & Luigi's for a little linguine and laughs.
Naked Rob: Then a carriage ride around Rittenhouse Square to see the city lights.
Matt: Finally, ice-skating at this rink my uncle manages. He's gonna let us use it after hours, so it'll be just us.
Andy: I know it sounds crazy, you guys, but I really think we could raise a baby.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, our teachers looked like this. They were sad-sacks, angry-sacks, or lonely-sacks. But that all changed in college, when Barry actually had a hot teacher.
Barry: Pour some knowledge on me.
Erica: Stop it, Barry. She is an intelligent woman who shouldn't be reduced to just an object, and, oh, my God, she's got cheekbones for days.
Barry: Why would she be a T.A. when she could be holding a number to indicate what round it is in a boxing match?
Erica: The only thing I get is that you're a super gross horn dog.
Barry: But it's not just that. She actually makes me want to learn. I'm hot for teacher.
Erica: Like the Van Halen song?
Barry: That song perfectly captures both her profession and my feelings towards that profession.
Quote from Erica
Erica: What the hell? You got an A, too?
Barry: Yeah. I cranked that bad boy out quick. That's Barry's number-one trick for academic success... Speed.
Erica: There is no way we both earned A's.
Barry: Erica, when you say things like that, it makes me think you think I'm not intelligent.
Erica: I don't. You are widely considered stupider than me by family, society, and any jacket with a zipper.
Barry: That was one jacket! And you're just mad that I got the same grade as you.