Barry: Professor Lee, there's this awesome rock song about inappropriate love I'm trying to base my life on.
Professor Lee: You mean that deafening noise made by morally questionable gentlemen?
Barry: You're not a fan of rock?
Professor Lee: Only the ones I paint. This is one of my most recent.
Barry: Oh, that's lovely! You got a medium-size one and a little fella, and, look, [chuckles] there's a boulder.
Professor Lee: [chuckles] You know your rock sizes.
Barry: So, is Elana in trouble for going out with me?
Professor Lee: It's certainly frowned upon, but there's nothing in the code of conduct that says a teacher can't date a student.
Barry: There isn't?
Professor Lee: Nope. Had there been, I wouldn't have met my one and only sexual partner... My wife of 30 years.
Barry: That's great... I mean, not about your old wife, but Elana's not getting in trouble?
Professor Lee: She's not... Unless she gave you a grade you didn't deserve.
Barry: She gave me an A.
Professor Lee: I'm calling the dean.
Barry: Oh, no!