Barry Quote #953

Quote from Barry in A 100% True Ghost Story

Erica: You are the worst roommate/brother/dumbass ever!
Barry: Way to rat me out, Geoff. You're uninvited to the party I'm definitely still having.
Erica: Damn it, Barry. When are you gonna learn that college isn't all about partying?
Barry: When are you gonna learn that college is not all about studying?
Erica: I have to study. I can't afford to screw up again.
Barry: Well, I can't afford to not have this party.
Erica: Don't you staple that flier.
Barry: Or what?
Geoff: Guys, come on. There's gotta be a way to handle this.
Barry: Too late! I'm stapling it. No! Ohh, no! [staple gun fires]
Geoff: Oh, God, it's in the meat!
Erica: What the hell, man? You just stapled my boyfriend!
Barry: I'm holding a staple gun! He knew the risks!

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Quote from Barry

Barry: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know there was a new "Rocky" movie!
Erica: Dope, that's not Rocky Balboa. That's "Rocky Horror".
Barry: So the Italian Stallion fights a werewolf? It is the boxer's natural enemy, after Mr. T's and Russians.
Geoff: No, it's a spoof of horror movies, but with the singer Meat Loaf.
Barry: While I love his passionate vocal range, he's more loaf than meat. Rocky would own him.
Erica: That's because it's not "Rocky".
Geoff: This one has singing and dancing and audience participation.
Barry: Ew. I'm in.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so Barry decided to give "Rocky Horror Picture Show" a shot, and to his surprise, he kind of dug it. After all, he got to throw stuff and make tons of noise... ...and play with water guns and chuck toilet paper.
Barry: This is the best "Rocky" movie ever.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And even though he still thought it was a "Rocky" movie, Barry was obsessed.

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Murray, wake up. Something's going on downstairs.
Murray: It's probably just a burglar. Go back to bed.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But she was too freaked out to sleep, so she made my dad go check it out, and this is how he explained it.
Murray: Yeah, it's just the house settling.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But an hour later, another one fell. [clatter] [Beverly gasps] And my dad found a new reason why.
Murray: Wind did it. [Beverly gasps]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But the paintings just kept falling.
Murray: Tiny earthquake. Army ants. Magnets. Meteor shower. Wall raccoon. Local train derailment. Local volcano. Army ants again. Local youths who were on the train that derailed earlier.

Quote from Erica

Erica: It's not happening.
Barry: But you're the one who's always saying how important it is for me to make new college friends.
Erica: The word I used was "impossible".
Barry: Well, it won't be when it's "Rocky Horror"-themed.
Geoff: Oh, that sounds like a good time... to consider how Erica might feel about it.
Erica: There isn't gonna be a party, because I have a chem midterm to study for, and so do you.
Barry: Then we're in full agreement. [claps hands] Good talk.
Erica: Barry, there will be no ragers, no bashes, no shindigs, hootenannies, soirées, amusements, teas, galas, festivities, or functions of any kind.