Murray Quote #694

Quote from Murray in The Pina Colada Episode

Murray: [scoffs] Great! He's writing me a ticket. Are you happy?!
Barry: No!
Erica: We didn't want any of this, Dad!
Beverly: Yeah, they were perfectly fine at home in their warm mom cocoon!
Murray: Fine! You wanna mope around for the rest of your lives, mope away!
Beverly: Please, you didn't do any of this for them. All you wanted was peace and quiet so you could watch TV again.
Murray: You think I don't miss Lainey? I watched that girl grow up. She's like a daughter to me. But I can't ever say that because I'm supposed to be the strong one for this family, who's never allowed to feel sad. And that makes it hurt even worse.

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 ‘The Pina Colada Episode’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Adam: Dude, you got to stop this. You're just hurting yourself. Trust me. You're gonna be fine.
Barry: Don't say "fine." Lainey was fine. That was her thing, being fine.
Adam: Okay, we got to cheer you up. How about we go play smashball at the Wawa?
Barry: [sighs] Lainey used to go to the Wawa. That was her thing.
Adam: We could go toilet-paper Principal Ball's house.
Barry: Lainey used to use toilet paper. That was her thing.
Adam: Okay. Oh! I know how to prove you can find love again. We can watch a teen Rom com.
Barry: [crying] Lainey used to love teen Rom coms! That was her thing.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Coach Mellor: Come Friday, all of you will be doing the state-mandated mile run. Here's how it works. You run a mile, I time you, then I inform the state of how alarmingly inert the modern child has become.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Question? Why is the state so determined to make us move our bodies?
Dave Kim: Yeah, why focus on us?
Dan: It's like, what are they running from?
Coach Mellor: This run is not up for debate. It is law written clear as day in the state's constitution.
Adam: Balls. You've won this round, Pennsylvania, but you've messed with the wrong inactive citizen.