Bill Lewis Quote #32

Quote from Bill Lewis in The Pina Colada Episode

Murray: All right, you sad sacks. Enough moping. It's time to get out for a day of dad fun.
Barry: Pass!
Erica: [with her mouth full] Please, just go, and let us be miserable in peace.
Murray: Why be miserable here when you can go out and listen to your brand-new car stereo!
Barry: What?!
Erica: No way!
Bill Lewis: Mur! This is the fancy kind where you pop off the face and take it with you, and then car thieves are like, "What?!"

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 ‘The Pina Colada Episode’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Adam: Dude, you got to stop this. You're just hurting yourself. Trust me. You're gonna be fine.
Barry: Don't say "fine." Lainey was fine. That was her thing, being fine.
Adam: Okay, we got to cheer you up. How about we go play smashball at the Wawa?
Barry: [sighs] Lainey used to go to the Wawa. That was her thing.
Adam: We could go toilet-paper Principal Ball's house.
Barry: Lainey used to use toilet paper. That was her thing.
Adam: Okay. Oh! I know how to prove you can find love again. We can watch a teen Rom com.
Barry: [crying] Lainey used to love teen Rom coms! That was her thing.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Coach Mellor: Come Friday, all of you will be doing the state-mandated mile run. Here's how it works. You run a mile, I time you, then I inform the state of how alarmingly inert the modern child has become.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Question? Why is the state so determined to make us move our bodies?
Dave Kim: Yeah, why focus on us?
Dan: It's like, what are they running from?
Coach Mellor: This run is not up for debate. It is law written clear as day in the state's constitution.
Adam: Balls. You've won this round, Pennsylvania, but you've messed with the wrong inactive citizen.