Beverly Quote #884

Quote from Beverly in Hersheypark

Virginia Kremp: I don't understand. How?
Beverly: I can't tell you that.
Mrs. Kim: So you get to participate in Adam's school life as he frolics about with friends while the rest of us stay home and suck it?
Beverly: I'm sorry, Dave Kim's mom. I just can't risk something this huge getting out.
Vinny: I give you my word as a parent and as an esteemed kindergarten teacher. I will say nothing.
Virginia Kremp: Same here!
Mrs. Kim: Ditto.
Mrs. Mirsky: Agreed.
Beverly: Meet me in my basement at 1600 hours. Take separate cars, don't let anyone follow you, and do not park on our street. You're about to learn Beverly Goldberg's biggest secret.

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 ‘Hersheypark’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: What the hell, ladies and Vinny? What happened to our PTA meeting?
Vinny: We got bumped. Mellor's talking to all the field trip chaperones.
Beverly: Field trip? Doesn't he know the amusement park is closed indefinitely?
Coach Mellor: What? The park is closed?
Beverly: Hello? Nestle pulled out of the Cocoa Accords. There's been a travel advisory. All non-essential personnel must steer clear.
Mrs. Kim: Uh, Beverly? None of your insane words are true.
Beverly: But that's not possible. Adam swore to me that Reese's was literally blown to pieces.

Quote from Dave Kim

Dave Kim: Well, I told my mom, "No more! Dave Kim is a grown-up who doesn't need his mommy on some field trip! Now sign my permission slip and lay out my clothes!"

Quote from Adam

Adam: Hersheypark has been closed and our trip is off!
Beverly: Why are they trying to ruin our precious time together?!
Adam: 'Cause of the Chocolate Wars. You didn't hear about it on the news?
Beverly: No, I don't watch the news. It aggravates your father until he throws his shoe at the TV.
Adam: It's those Fudge Barons at Nestle Megacorp. They declared an all-out war on Mr. Goodbar so they shut down the amusement park.
Beverly: Screw those Chocolate War-Mongers! I just made a fresh batch of Oooey Gooey Fudgy Chewies. [chuckles] These always cheer you up.
Jackie: Wow. He's good.
Dave Kim: Maybe the best.