Pops Quote #281
Barry: One question. Why is it funny? No one on Earth would name their son Who!
Matt: He's right. Kind of lame.
Barry: Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make this actually funny by changing all the names.
Pops: Don't change the names.
Barry: First base is Mr. ClownFarts. Second base is Bob Frapples. And third base is Giant [bleep]face.
Pops: No! Those aren't real names!
Barry: They're more real than your first baseman, Mr. Who!
Pops: It makes no sense! No parent with the last name of [bleep]face would name their child "Giant"! Ever!
Barry: Then what would they name him?
Quote from Barry
Barry: [rap-singing] Barry Goldberg, JTP, William Penn Academy, Fighting Quakers, North Philly, Principal Ball, Coach Mellor is good at sports, And he wears those tiny shorts, Cecil the janitor is mopping up the hall
Johnny Atkins: It's true! He mopped up something I spilled this morning!
Barry: Mr. Glascott is a nerd, Feather Locklear is his bird, Miss Tabs habla espanol, Lunch lady is really old, Mr. Woodburn is so mean, Cinoman's the drama queen, Then there's Doc throwin' chalk, That guy is out of control, Burnouts, nerds, and jocks, Jamie Weisman's really hot, Taz Money, Dave Kim, Chad Kremp - What's up with him? Jackie and my brother, Adrock, My sensei is my granddad, Watch me flip this on the floor, I can't take it anymore.
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Ever since I was a kid, Billy Joel was my musical idol. I loved every album and video, but he blew my mind when he released a song like no other We didn't start the fire "We Didn't Start the Fire" was an instant classic. The moment I heard it, I was obsessed.
Adam: What is he doing? It's like Billy Joel is singing, but also rapping.
Barry: No, it's like he's rapping, but also singing.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It became a point of pride to memorize the lyrics. And back before the Internet, the only way to learn them was to just listen.
Murray: The hell are you doing?! It's the middle of the night!
Adam: Dad, thank God. Is it "Pumajob?" or "Pacman job?" Put on the damn headphones. What is he saying?
Murray: He's saying you're a moron. Now go to bed, and also learn some history!
Quote from Han Ukkah Solo
Adam: What am I watching?!
Pops: Come on. The duck is like E.T. He just wants to go home.
Adam: Then how come he's spending so much time managing that band?
Murray: Al, the duck's gonna make it with that lady. What have you brought us to?
Pops: A family film. It's a family film.
Adam: I can't watch this anymore.
Murray: Well, then let's go.
Adam: Really? We can do that?
Murray: It's about time you learned that an adult can walk out of anything and demand his damn money back. I do it once a year. Let's go.
Pops: Adam, no! It's not that bad. A lady and a duck in bed? Who the [bleep] thought this was a good idea?