Barry Quote #630
Barry: We officially have Erica's blessing. Let's do this. Naked Rob, you and I shall play the board game where you literally become a woman, "Girl Talk." Matthew, you take this Caboodle and make friendship bracelets for all.
Matt: One of you lucky bros is gonna get an anklet.
Barry: Andy, you read these Judy Blume books. Soak up all the teenage lady writing and see if God ever responds to Margaret.
Andy: I hope it's a yes.
Barry: Geoff Schwartz, you take Erica's diary and read her inner-most secret girl thoughts.
Geoff: She's never let me read it before! She finally trusts me!
Barry: Gentlemen, our world changes today. Let's get feminine.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Girl Talk’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Call a guy and tell him something gross.
Geoff: Ew. Never. I'll take a zit sticker.
Erica: I knew you'd still be here!
Geoff: Erica, you came home to see me.
Erica: No, I came home to fight you all for invading my privacy.
Geoff: But Barry said you were fine with it.
Barry: That is not what I said, Erica. What I told them was, run, JTP!
All: JTP!
Quote from Murray
Marvin: We have an opportunity here to make the biggest, most expensive furniture commercial ever, okay? I'm talking about explosions, car chases, furniture girls.
Murray: There's no such thing as furniture girls.
Adam: Uncle Marvin's right. We should probably go big.
Marvin: So big!
Adam: And loud!
Marvin: And sexy!
Murray: Go away!
Adam: Ooh! We can set it in space!
Marvin: Spaaaace.
Murray: No space!
Adam: And animals. We need animals. The deadlier the better.
Marvin: Yes, people respond to fear.
Murray: Not furniture buyers.
Adam: And we need epic stunts. How many sleeper sofas can you jump in a monster truck?
Marvin: Well, if we load it up with rocket fuel, an infinite amount!
Murray: When you're done, we'll do it my way. Knock yourselves out.
Quote from Murray
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My dad had to make his own commercial, and there was only one geek who could save him.
Murray: I never thought I'd say this, but bring me Adam.