Murray Quote #345
Murray: This concert's been all over the news. There's gonna be a million morons pouring into the city, each one with bad hair and worse ideas.
Barry: But I have the worst ideas! I should be there, too.
Murray: No way I'm allowing my car to be driven in that madness. It'll never return.
Barry: Do you even know who's performing at Live Aid?
Murray: I don't know, and more importantly, I don't care.
Barry: Rick Springfield, REO Speedwagon, the Hooters, Black Sabbath, RUN-D.M.C., Simple Minds, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, Bernard Watson, Joan Baez, Four Tops, Billy Ocean, Bryan Adams, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, George Thorogood & the Destroyers, most of the Rolling Stones, all of Hall & Oates, Madonna, Phil Collins, Duran Duran, Eddie Kendricks and David Ruffin, Patti LaBelle, The Cars, Kenny Loggins, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Santana, Pretenders, Ashford & Simpson-
Murray: Ashford & Simpson?! I'm in!
Murray: No! None of these names mean anything to me!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Dad, we need to have an insanely important talk. And if you say, "Go to your mother," there will be serious consequences.
Murray: Not listening. Go to your mother.
Barry: Okay, you know how all the awesome stuff happens in New York and L.A. and Florida, but never here?
Murray: You do know that Philadelphia is the birthplace of our country, right?
Barry: Enough with your folk tales, old man!
Quote from Adam
Dave Kim: Just walk on over there and be like, "Yo, Waffles, remember me? Powdered sugar, sliced banana, side of sausage. Name's Adam Goldberg."
Adam: I can't say my name. It's too confusing. There's another Adam Goldberg in school. He's a senior. He told me in no uncertain terms that he's got dibs on the upper-class girls.
Dave Kim: Stop using the other Adam Goldberg as an excuse.
Quote from Erica
Evelyn Silver: You don't know which frat your boyfriend's in? Wait. Fast. What color are his eyes?
Evelyn Silver: Breen? Oh, my God, are you George Glass-ing us?
Erica: George what? I mean, I don't even know what you're talking about.
Geoff: Come on. Erica, of all people, wouldn't need to make up a boyfriend.
Erica: Thank you, Geoff. I mean, I've never even seen "The Brady Bunch."
Geoff: Oh, you clearly just referenced the thing you said you didn't know, so now I feel sad for you.
Naked Rob: Me too.
Andy: It's all unraveling.
Evelyn Silver: Jordan Wahlberg! All you did was combine two names from New Kids on the Block! So cute.
Erica: It's not cute. It's real, and it's college, and breen is a color. It's brown mixed with green, so suck it.
Evelyn Silver: Well, I guess we'll believe it if and when we meet him.
Geoff: You know, my Nana says that sometimes wishing makes it so.
Erica: Your pity makes it worse.