Beverly Quote #512

Quote from Beverly in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?

Beverly: I'm going to Carnegie Mellon with Erica.
Erica: No.
Beverly: We're gonna be roommates.
Erica: No!
Beverly: We're gonna sneak in a hot plate to cook ramen soup.
Erica: Never!
Beverly: And then we're gonna rush the same sorority.
Erica: This is a nightmare.
Beverly: And I'll be her mother and her sister.
Erica: Kill me.

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