Barry Quote #391
Quote from Barry in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?
Barry: Even though I'm ripped like you, my body has also been infected by my brother's crippling geekery. I tried to fight it, but it's too powerful. And it's led to this.
Adam: Dude, you created a D and D character?
Barry: Lord Big of Tasty. I wanted one ready in case you asked me to play, but you never did.
Adam: I just assumed you didn't care.
Barry: Point is, if this crazy-jacked bro can learn how to play D and D, other super-shredded bros can, too.
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Quote from Erica
Erica: Dad! Wherever you are sitting or eating in this house, come to my room immediately. It's an emergency.
Murray: I was both sitting and eating, so this better be worth it.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Let's do it. Tomorrow, you'll be the team captain, and you can choose all your nerd friends first.
Adam: Sounds great, except for the part where you called us nerds.
Coach Mellor: Losers it is, then! Tomorrow, the hierarchy of the physical-education world will be turned upside down, and all you dregs, dipwads, and dweebs, rejoice!
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Murray: Okay, compromise. The moron boys can get the hell out, but my little peanut, she's going to school in Philadelphia.
Mr. Glascott: I get it. I got a bird. She's my princess. If she flew away, I don't know what I would do.