Barry Quote #389

Quote from Barry in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?

Barry: What's with the getup? Is there, like, a sports musical you're starring in?
Adam: Little production called gym class, and Coach Mellor's letting me be the leading man.
Barry: He made you captain? This is a game changer. You got to pick smart.
Adam: For sure. First my boy Sirota, then Dave Kim, Tiny Tyler, Lanky Hank, and the foreign-exchange kid who knows nothing of our customs.
Barry: No! This is the only time you'll ever be captain. You can't pick the wienies. You got to pick the winners, earn their respect. This is a defining moment for you, bro.


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Erica: Dad! Wherever you are sitting or eating in this house, come to my room immediately. It's an emergency.
Murray: I was both sitting and eating, so this better be worth it.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Coach Mellor: Let's do it. Tomorrow, you'll be the team captain, and you can choose all your nerd friends first.
Adam: Sounds great, except for the part where you called us nerds.
Coach Mellor: Losers it is, then! Tomorrow, the hierarchy of the physical-education world will be turned upside down, and all you dregs, dipwads, and dweebs, rejoice!

Quote from Mr. Glascott

Murray: Okay, compromise. The moron boys can get the hell out, but my little peanut, she's going to school in Philadelphia.
Mr. Glascott: I get it. I got a bird. She's my princess. If she flew away, I don't know what I would do.