Beverly Quote #505

Quote from Beverly in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?

Beverly: Oh, no. Not this game. I heard all about it on "60 Minutes". A stuffy Southern reverend said it's the gateway to black magic.
Adam: Don't worry, guys. I got this. Okay, mama, I won't play the thing that makes my heart happy.
Beverly: You bewitched me, you little devil. [smooching]
Adam: Look away. I'm doing this for us.
Beverly: Dungeons and Snuggles! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. I'm a little devil, and I like kisses.

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