Murray Quote #319

Quote from Murray in 12 Tapes for a Penny

Murray: I'm home. The TV's mine.
Adam: Shh! Dad, I'm recording music.
Murray: And I'm watching a very special "Gilligan's island" where the Harlem globetrotters come to visit.
Adam: Please, just give me three minutes.
Murray: I've always loved Gilligan, and I love meadowlark lemon. I never thought the two of them would meet.

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Quote from Lainey

Lainey: Ugh. I hate it when my dad talks golf with my ex. They used to do it all the time when we dated.
Barry: Your dad liked him while you two were dating? I thought he hated me 'cause I'm your boyfriend.
Lainey: Oh, sweetie, no. My dad hates you as, like, a person. You being my boyfriend is just a happy coincidence.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Wow. That's a whole lot of music cassettes. How did you get the money for all that?
Adam: Do you want to ask questions? Or do you want a little Neil Diamond?
Pops: I saw nothing.
Adam: Good answer.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Being a caddy sucks. All Bill wants me to do is wash his balls and hold his bag. It's funny but hard work.