Beverly Quote #247

Quote from Beverly in A Goldberg Thanksgiving

Beverly: Well, make fun all you want, but you wouldn't last a minute in my class.
Erica: I get the feeling I'd manage.
Beverly: Put your money where your mouth is, come to class with me. When you collapse halfway through from exhaustion, I win. And then, we jazzercise three days a week for a month.
Erica: So, somehow, this has become a ploy to get me to hang with you?
Beverly: It is moving in that direction, yes.


 ‘A Goldberg Thanksgiving’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: You're running. That's against the rules. But I'll allow it 'cause I don't care.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Stop bunting!
Murray: I can't stop bunting!
Adam: Just push the "pause" button.
Murray: Well, which is the "pause" button?
Adam: Stop mashing the buttons with your giant sausage fingers.

 Beverly Goldberg Quotes

Quote from The Darryl Dawkins Dance

Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.

Quote from Happy Mom, Happy Life

Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.