Adam Quote #124
Quote from Adam in The Facts of Bleeping Life
Adam: Man, I can't wait to be famous. All the kids at school who call me a nerd are gonna beg to be my best friend.
Barry: And I'll buy a Ferrari for every day of the week.
Adam: And I will have every Garbage Pail Kid ever made.
Barry: And Chuck Norris will be my personal trainer till his wife falls in love with me and it gets awkward.
Adam: And I'll buy bubbles the chimp from Michael Jackson and give him a new name with dignity, like William or Professor Bananas.
Barry: And Charles Barkley will beg me to join the sixers.
Adam: And we'll live in a mansion in Miami, and Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine will be our neighbors.
Barry: And we're gonna paint the name of the band on the roof so everyone can see it from the sky! We'll be Rock Gods.
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Quote from Barry
Barry: You could share my mike. It's great for duets.
Lainey: Your breath smells like cat food.
Barry: I can assure you, it's people food.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, you should hear the vows he's writing for me.
Virginia: What did he say? I got to hear. I got to hear.
Beverly: It was a private moment. I don't really remember what was said.
Virginia: Oh, fair enough.
Beverly: But it was definitely this. "I bet we've been together for a million years. And I bet we'll be together for a million more.It's like I started breathing on the night we kissed."
Quote from Beverly
Virginia: Now, tell me why Murray is sitting down during your vows.
Beverly: He got woozy. Big day, low blood sugar. He ate a plum. It was fine.