Barry Quote #156

Quote from Barry in The Facts of Bleeping Life

Barry: You could share my mike. It's great for duets.
Lainey: Your breath smells like cat food.
Barry: I can assure you, it's people food.

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 ‘The Facts of Bleeping Life’ Quotes

Quote from Murray

Beverly: You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both, and then you have the Facts Of Life.
Murray: Oh, boy.
Beverly: The Facts Of [beep] Life!
Murray: Clearly, you're angry. And I'm willing to take some of the blame, up to 30%.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Oh, you should hear the vows he's writing for me.
Virginia: What did he say? I got to hear. I got to hear.
Beverly: It was a private moment. I don't really remember what was said.
Virginia: Oh, fair enough.
Beverly: But it was definitely this. "I bet we've been together for a million years. And I bet we'll be together for a million more.It's like I started breathing on the night we kissed."

Quote from Beverly

Virginia: Now, tell me why Murray is sitting down during your vows.
Beverly: He got woozy. Big day, low blood sugar. He ate a plum. It was fine.