Barry Quote #135

Quote from Barry in A Wrestler Named Goldberg

Barry: Wait! I got the perfect cover We'll tell mom I joined the army.
Murray: That's what you're going to tell your mother you're going into combat?!
Barry: Not combat! I could be one of those dudes who flies a helicopter and drops in bags of rice.
Murray: So now you're flying a helicopter?
Barry: Think I can't?
Murray: No!
Barry: I'm tired of you not believing in me. I'm a good driver. Flying is just like driving, but in 3D!
Murray: I don't even know what that means.

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 ‘A Wrestler Named Goldberg’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: What is wrong with my children? Why won't they let me completely immerse myself in their lives?

Quote from Beverly

Barry: Mom? Are you kidding me right now? Move.
Beverly: I will not move. I will never move. You're my special boy. If you end up being just a head, then I have failed as a mother.

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Helen Cutler's son was in a wrestling match once and his head popped right off and now he lives his life as just a head.
Murray: There's no such thing as just a head! You need organs to live.
Beverly: Well, tell that to Helen Cutler as she's carrying her son around the grocery store like a football.
Murray: Well, where's his heart?! You need a heart to function.
Beverly: It's in his neck. He's got a little neck with organs in it.
Murray: Oh, so now he's got a neck! What else has he got? Maybe a body?!