Mr. Glascott Quote #56
Quote from Mr. Glascott in Island Time
Mr. Glascott: Wow. What a great turnout tonight. The four of you. [chuckles] Have a good night, Chaka Khan.
[Glascott gets into his car]
Mr. Glascott: You really had them in your pocket tonight, Johnny Boy. [smooches] [engine starts]
Beverly: Good evening, John.
Mr. Glascott: Sweet Sheena Easton!
Beverly: I just popped by to say thank you for helping Adam.
Mr. Glascott: You know, I have an office with a phone you can call.
Beverly: What fun would that be? Now, unlock your door and let's figure out what we're gonna do next year.
Mr. Glascott: Fine. I'll move my wigs.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Island Time’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Perott: Adam, these scores are not so hot. I thought nerds were good at math.
Adam: I'm more of a geek. W‐ We're still social and physical klutzes with quirky personalities, but we have intense passions for fringe interests.
Mr. Perott: And what's a dweeb?
Adam: Look, it's a rich continuum of discomfort, but what should I do about my test scores?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: So?
Murray: Why have we never been to Portugal?
Beverly: Who gives a crap about Portugal? How'd it go with Adam's guidance counselor?
Murray: I think Adam's gonna spend about a year figuring it out.
Beverly: What?! No, you were supposed to be the bad cop!
Murray: You know, I've never been barefoot on anything but tile. Tile, Bevy! It's no way to live!
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores.
Beverly: The warm‐up test before the real test. Oh! The stakes have never been higher.
Pops: That sounds wrong, but sure.
Beverly: What's in this envelope could guarantee a full ride to an ivy or shame you into a state school, where your friends will be dentists, newspaper writers, and, God forbid, teachers.