Barry Quote #1060
Quote from Barry in Island Time
Barry: No way! This isn't a couples' trip. This is spring break. The most no‐strings‐attached, Erica‐free travel week of them all.
John Calabasas: Yeah. Bringing your girlfriend to spring break is like bringing sand to the beach. Which I might recommend because the shoreline of Camaica is covered in dead whales.
Ren: Dude, I wanna spring break, too. I've got a bikini and $40 to bribe foreign cops with.
Barry: Damn it! Now Erica's hot friend with no moral compass is coming. Spring break is ruined.
Erica: So, Ren and I will split a room and you guys can all bunk together, so you can still have your boys' trip
and we can work on our tans.
Barry: Me and the guys I already live with hanging out somewhere else? Yes!
John Calabasas: That "yes" is non‐refundable. Okay. White people dance! [steel drums play]
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Island Time’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Perott: Adam, these scores are not so hot. I thought nerds were good at math.
Adam: I'm more of a geek. W‐ We're still social and physical klutzes with quirky personalities, but we have intense passions for fringe interests.
Mr. Perott: And what's a dweeb?
Adam: Look, it's a rich continuum of discomfort, but what should I do about my test scores?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: So?
Murray: Why have we never been to Portugal?
Beverly: Who gives a crap about Portugal? How'd it go with Adam's guidance counselor?
Murray: I think Adam's gonna spend about a year figuring it out.
Beverly: What?! No, you were supposed to be the bad cop!
Murray: You know, I've never been barefoot on anything but tile. Tile, Bevy! It's no way to live!
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores.
Beverly: The warm‐up test before the real test. Oh! The stakes have never been higher.
Pops: That sounds wrong, but sure.
Beverly: What's in this envelope could guarantee a full ride to an ivy or shame you into a state school, where your friends will be dentists, newspaper writers, and, God forbid, teachers.