Andy Quote #27
Quote from Andy in Island Time
Andy: I guess with the stress of college, I could use a real vacation.
John Calabasas: Well, it sounds like you odd, anxious gents could use some free promotional watches. Check it.
Barry: It doesn't even have numbers.
Naked Rob: And there's no hands.
Andy: It just says "Who cares?"
John Calabasas: That's right. Because when you're in Camaica, [Jamaican accent] you're on island time, mon. Nowhere to be but right here, right now, mon. [normal voice] That's not racist, is it?
Andy: Eh...
John Calabasas: And "paradise" is a word that means different things to different people, much like the words "liar" or "pregnant."
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Island Time’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Perott: Adam, these scores are not so hot. I thought nerds were good at math.
Adam: I'm more of a geek. W‐ We're still social and physical klutzes with quirky personalities, but we have intense passions for fringe interests.
Mr. Perott: And what's a dweeb?
Adam: Look, it's a rich continuum of discomfort, but what should I do about my test scores?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: So?
Murray: Why have we never been to Portugal?
Beverly: Who gives a crap about Portugal? How'd it go with Adam's guidance counselor?
Murray: I think Adam's gonna spend about a year figuring it out.
Beverly: What?! No, you were supposed to be the bad cop!
Murray: You know, I've never been barefoot on anything but tile. Tile, Bevy! It's no way to live!
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores.
Beverly: The warm‐up test before the real test. Oh! The stakes have never been higher.
Pops: That sounds wrong, but sure.
Beverly: What's in this envelope could guarantee a full ride to an ivy or shame you into a state school, where your friends will be dentists, newspaper writers, and, God forbid, teachers.