Barry Quote #1059
Quote from Barry in Island Time
John Calabasas: Guys. Check this out. For the price of a hundred‐gallon cup of coffee, you can be frolicking on the white sandy beaches of Camaica. Actual sand color may vary.
Naked Rob: Camaica? Don't you mean Jamaica?
John Calabasas: Do I?
Barry: Do you?
John Calabasas: I don't! I'm talking about sunny Camaica. It's 70 miles east, and it's where Jamaica dumps its trash.
Barry: That description sounds terrible, but these pictures let me know the opposite is true.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Island Time’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Perott: Adam, these scores are not so hot. I thought nerds were good at math.
Adam: I'm more of a geek. W‐ We're still social and physical klutzes with quirky personalities, but we have intense passions for fringe interests.
Mr. Perott: And what's a dweeb?
Adam: Look, it's a rich continuum of discomfort, but what should I do about my test scores?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: So?
Murray: Why have we never been to Portugal?
Beverly: Who gives a crap about Portugal? How'd it go with Adam's guidance counselor?
Murray: I think Adam's gonna spend about a year figuring it out.
Beverly: What?! No, you were supposed to be the bad cop!
Murray: You know, I've never been barefoot on anything but tile. Tile, Bevy! It's no way to live!
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores.
Beverly: The warm‐up test before the real test. Oh! The stakes have never been higher.
Pops: That sounds wrong, but sure.
Beverly: What's in this envelope could guarantee a full ride to an ivy or shame you into a state school, where your friends will be dentists, newspaper writers, and, God forbid, teachers.