Barry Quote #922
Quote from Barry in Dana's Back
Barry: All right, enough! You ruined my college dreams just to keep us near you, but it's not gonna work. I refuse to be in the same room as you.
Beverly: Barry, get back here.
Barry: Nope!
Beverly: Fine, I'll just go down there.
Barry: Oh, then I'll be in here.
Beverly: Okay, this is ridiculous. Barry, you cannot avoid me.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But he did. He went to this room, and then that room, and back to this room, and that room again, and for some reason, back to this room, and here again.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Dana's Back’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: So, my son is gonna melt in a nuclear disaster, and what's worse is, now he refuses to attend my funeral. Help me, Dean Dean.
Dean: As I've been trying to tell you since the museum part, housing became available for your children.
Beverly: It did?
Dean: Yes, and when I called to tell you, your husband said "No, thanks."
Beverly: Are you [bleep] [bleep] with me right now?
Quote from Barry
Barry: I mean it. You will never again have the experience of being in the same room as me.
Beverly: What if we're at a family wedding?
Barry: I will dance and eat the meal in the men's room.
Erica: What about a museum?
Barry: Unlikely, since I have no interest in history or art of any kind.
Erica: Fallout shelter?
Barry: I will train my body to survive a nuclear explosion.
Beverly: What about my funeral?
Barry: I will give a dominant eulogy...
Beverly: Oh, thank God.
Barry: ...on a video monitor from an undisclosed location.
Quote from Beverly
Dean: Well, wait. To the extent that I believed or understood anything you said, uh, the dorm rooms are all full now. So, there's nothing I can do.
Beverly: This will be the first of many times you say that to me, and the first of many times I won't listen.
Dean: There may be something I can do.