Geoff Quote #388
Quote from Geoff in Man of the House
Erica: Geoff, there you are. You for sure know what I accomplished today.
Geoff: Big time. According to the 30 scientific books I read on human gestation, today is the day our child developed fingernails.
Erica: Right. Yeah, I guess that happened today, too.
Beverly: I'm gonna teach you all about life, and you're gonna keep me young by teaching me all the new dances.
Erica: And I think there's something that you two are forgetting.
Beverly: [gasps] Oh, my God. How could we? My standard grandchild greeting. Kissy attack! Move your swollen hands, Erica.
Geoff: Let Daddy in for a helping, too. [both smooching]
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‘Man of the House’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, damn it, I forgot the ice. Ohh. It was the one task Murray used to do when we had people over.
Essie Karp: I'm surprised he did one. [Virginia snickers]
Beverly: And your husband's Bob [bleep] Vila? Show some respect, Essie.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I'm the grandma. I know it's confusing 'cause I look so young.
Erica: I think they get it.
Beverly: I made her, and she's making the baby. We're like those Russian nesting dolls, but with real people. [chuckles] And I'm the biggest doll.
Erica: I guess I'm the sad middle doll.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: It's gonna be the biggest, bestest baby shower of all time.
Erica: Baby shower? But we've already had two of those.
Beverly: And it's all for you.
Erica: It doesn't seem like it's for me.
Beverly: Oh, because it's not. I am talking to your baby. [chuckles] Hello, my yummy in the tummy. You're still cooking in the oven, but when you pop out, I'm gonna be the first person you see, and I'm gonna bring a spoon so I can gobble you up!
Erica: And I'm bringing a delivery room door that locks.
Beverly: Shh, shh, shh. The baby's trying to tell me something. What's that? [gasps] And you're my best friend. [chuckles]