Quote from Geoff in Man of the House
Erica: Geoff, there you are. You for sure know what I accomplished today. Geoff: Big time. According to the 30 scientific books I read on human gestation, today is the day our child developed fingernails. Erica: Right. Yeah, I guess that happened today, too. Beverly: I'm gonna teach you all about life, and you're gonna keep me young by teaching me all the new dances. Erica: And I think there's something that you two are forgetting. Beverly: [gasps] Oh, my God. How could we? My standard grandchild greeting. Kissy attack! Move your swollen hands, Erica. Geoff: Let Daddy in for a helping, too. [both smooching]