Barry Quote #1510
Quote from Barry in That's a Schwartz Man
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, David Hasselhoff was everywhere. He rocked the free world in those red shorts on the beach. And no one worshipped the Hoff more than my brother, Barry.
Barry: JTP! Plus assorted lessers.
All: JTP! Plus assorted lessers.
Virginia Kremp: Barry, we are not your lessers. We're parents...
Barry: Shh. I'm talking.
Virginia Kremp: Okay. What'd I just taste on that finger?
Barry: Either marmalade or Laffy Taffy.
Virginia Kremp: Why do we keep coming over here?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘That's a Schwartz Man’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Ah, JTP, my barbecue rib, fried rice, taco pizza.
Andy: Whoo!
Barry: Buckle up and enjoy your international journey.
Naked Rob: It's both sweet and salty, but also soft and crunchy, as if zero thought was given to its assembly.
Andy: Oh! I just bit into something sharp.
Barry: That's rib bone. I left them in for some extra flavor.
Matt: That explains why my slice is so heavy.
Barry: Pizza can be anything.
Andy: Not in this case. Move! I'm outta here!
Barry: I'll finish his. [eats] Ew. Not bad.
Quote from Andy
Barry: Enough! We are not here to discuss Ginzy's shaky family relationships. I want to hear some ideas. JTP, hit me!
Andy: You could write a letter to his fan club? That's how I got Captain Kangaroo's J. Hancock.
Quote from Geoff
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Geoff and Erica still didn't know if they were having a boy or a girl, and it was time to find out the truth.
Dr. Bowman: So, this is the sonogram your father, the ophthalmologist, was looking at when he determined you were having a boy?
Geoff: And the appendage in question was, um, reminiscent in the style of most Schwartz men.
Dr. Bowman: Yeah, that's a pinky.
Geoff: Yeah, it is pink, isn't it? But don't worry, it'll cool down to a pale chiffon.
Dr. Bowman: I meant, that's not a penis.
Geoff: Well, it's not much, but it'll still do what it needs to.
Erica: He's saying it's a pinky finger, dumb-dumb.
Geoff: Ohh.