Quote from Barry in That's a Schwartz Man
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, David Hasselhoff was everywhere. He rocked the free world in those red shorts on the beach. And no one worshipped the Hoff more than my brother, Barry. Barry: JTP! Plus assorted lessers. All: JTP! Plus assorted lessers. Virginia Kremp: Barry, we are not your lessers. We're parents... Barry: Shh. I'm talking. Virginia Kremp: Okay. What'd I just taste on that finger? Barry: Either marmalade or Laffy Taffy. Virginia Kremp: Why do we keep coming over here?