Bill Lewis Quote #1448
Quote from Bill Lewis in That's a Schwartz Man
Adam: Now on to me! The key to helping mom will be to distract her. She may not care about you all that much, but she's always game for meddling in someone else's business. Bill, what's going on in your life?
Bill Lewis: Well, Dolores and I are remodeling our kitchen.
Virginia Kremp: Ooh.
Bill Lewis: I could ask Bev to pick out knobs.
Adam: Hmm, we need something more personal.
Bill Lewis: More personal than knobs? Okay.
Adam: What if you confided in her that you and Dolores are having issues? You two have seemed distant lately.
Bill Lewis: We have?
Barry: She looks right past you, Bill. Everyone sees it.
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‘That's a Schwartz Man’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Ah, JTP, my barbecue rib, fried rice, taco pizza.
Andy: Whoo!
Barry: Buckle up and enjoy your international journey.
Naked Rob: It's both sweet and salty, but also soft and crunchy, as if zero thought was given to its assembly.
Andy: Oh! I just bit into something sharp.
Barry: That's rib bone. I left them in for some extra flavor.
Matt: That explains why my slice is so heavy.
Barry: Pizza can be anything.
Andy: Not in this case. Move! I'm outta here!
Barry: I'll finish his. [eats] Ew. Not bad.
Quote from Geoff
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Geoff and Erica still didn't know if they were having a boy or a girl, and it was time to find out the truth.
Dr. Bowman: So, this is the sonogram your father, the ophthalmologist, was looking at when he determined you were having a boy?
Geoff: And the appendage in question was, um, reminiscent in the style of most Schwartz men.
Dr. Bowman: Yeah, that's a pinky.
Geoff: Yeah, it is pink, isn't it? But don't worry, it'll cool down to a pale chiffon.
Dr. Bowman: I meant, that's not a penis.
Geoff: Well, it's not much, but it'll still do what it needs to.
Erica: He's saying it's a pinky finger, dumb-dumb.
Geoff: Ohh.
Quote from Andy
Barry: Enough! We are not here to discuss Ginzy's shaky family relationships. I want to hear some ideas. JTP, hit me!
Andy: You could write a letter to his fan club? That's how I got Captain Kangaroo's J. Hancock.