Adam Quote #725
Quote from Adam in Eight-bit Goldbergs
Adam: Okay, I just programmed a new level in The Goldberg Game.
Mr. Goulding: Your grade is a C-plus, Mr. Goldberg. I found the characters to be unlikable cartoonish stereotypes.
Adam: But it's a good game! So good, in fact, that I know there can be, like, t-shirts and action figures and spin-offs. This could be bigger than Star Wars!
Mr. Goulding: Star what?
Adam: How do you not know Star Wars? It's the greatest film franchise ever made.
Mr. Goulding: Well, that's your opinion.
Adam: Rent Return of the Jedi see for yourself.
Mr. Goulding: I only see movies in the theater.
Adam: Fine, I'll take you to see the Star Wars prequel George Lucas has been talking about.
Mr. Goulding: Is it out now?
Adam: No. But he's been promising to make it forever, so it'll be any day now.
Mr. Goulding: If I change your grade to a B-minus, will you go away?
Adam: Good day, sir.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Eight-bit Goldbergs’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: What the crap? That looks like a computer version of me!
Adam: Really? I don't see it.
Barry: It's says my name right there! Dude! You can't make a game about me without express written consent!
Quote from Adam
[Erica plays notes on the keyboard]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My game was writing itself. I even got an annoying video game theme song, thanks to my aimless sister.
Erica: Wait. That's it! I got my hit song! Banana, banana Banana, banana Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. That sucks.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, the Goldbergs would become an actual computer game. But was the world ready?
Murray: Bevy! I forgot to take my shoes off, and now they're stuck! Damn it, I'm pants-trapped again!
Adam: Eh, we'll tone it down for America, make 'em more likable.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Bill Lewis: Mm. That lucky bastard! I'll tell ya, if I was an older lady, I wouldn't mind spending a little time with him.
Beverly: This is a nightmare.
Bill Lewis: Relax. I said if I was a lady.
Beverly: No. I'm talking about my dad's gambling. He just tried to borrow money from Bill, of all people.
Bill Lewis: Oh, Lord, she's right. I'm not the person you ask for money. My net worth is seven.