Murray Quote #690
Quote from Murray in The Pina Colada Episode
Geoff: Okay, after doing lots of research in psychology and behavioral science, I have compiled a list of ways to make everyone feel better.
Murray: This is stupid. I know how to cheer up kids. They need four things. Stuff, sandwiches, songs, Sixers.
Geoff: This took me like eight hours, but let's hear your thing.
Murray: First I buy 'em stuff. Stuff makes 'em happy.
Geoff: Uh-huh.
Murray: Then I take them to the drive-thru at Arby's. Kids love Arby's. They got roast beef.
Geoff: Yeah, no, I've been to Arby's.
Murray: Then we drive around, and I play happy songs to make 'em happy.
Geoff: And then?
Murray: Then I got Sixers tickets 'cause nothing makes people happier than watching Dr. J dunk on the Knicks!
Geoff: And then?
Murray: Then you go home happy and you stay that way!
Geoff: Okay, uh, devil's advocate? Uh, maybe all that stuff has worked in the past, but I'm not sure how slam dunks are gonna solve this.
Murray: Devil's advocate to your devil's advocate? Shut up.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Pina Colada Episode’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adam: Dude, you got to stop this. You're just hurting yourself. Trust me. You're gonna be fine.
Barry: Don't say "fine." Lainey was fine. That was her thing, being fine.
Adam: Okay, we got to cheer you up. How about we go play smashball at the Wawa?
Barry: [sighs] Lainey used to go to the Wawa. That was her thing.
Adam: We could go toilet-paper Principal Ball's house.
Barry: Lainey used to use toilet paper. That was her thing.
Adam: Okay. Oh! I know how to prove you can find love again. We can watch a teen Rom com.
Barry: [crying] Lainey used to love teen Rom coms! That was her thing.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Come Friday, all of you will be doing the state-mandated mile run. Here's how it works. You run a mile, I time you, then I inform the state of how alarmingly inert the modern child has become.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Question? Why is the state so determined to make us move our bodies?
Dave Kim: Yeah, why focus on us?
Dan: It's like, what are they running from?
Coach Mellor: This run is not up for debate. It is law written clear as day in the state's constitution.
Adam: Balls. You've won this round, Pennsylvania, but you've messed with the wrong inactive citizen.