Beverly Quote #937
Quote from Beverly in The Wedding Singer
Beverly: Uh, hey, there. Hi. I'm Beverly Goldberg. I'm sorry to just barge in on you, but it's kind of my thing, and this is really important.
Jimmie Moore: No bother. It is ladies' night, after all. Even though it's lunchtime. [chuckles] What do you need?
Beverly: Well, my boy-king is taking a shiksa bride, so I'm here to lock down Robbie Hart.
Jimmie Moore: Robbie Hart? Oh, God, no. He's lost it.
Beverly: Really? He was wonderful at the Horowitz Bar Mitzvah.
Jimmie Moore: And that's all he books, ever since he tried to strangle the father of a bride with a microphone cord. Lucky for you, there's a new sheriff in wedding town, and his name is Jimmie Moore!
Beverly: Listen, you have a real bullish tenacity that reminds me of me, but this wedding has to be perfect for me. For them.
Jimmie Moore: And it will be.
Beverly: Seeing as I have no other choice, I guess you're hired.
Jimmie Moore: I'll need a non-refundable cash deposit.
Beverly: Consider it non-refundabled!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Wedding Singer’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Adult Adam: [v.o.] In order to prove to my dad I could make an emotional wedding video, I began shooting my first-ever serious interview.
Adam: All right, Pops. I need emotion and heart. Just look into the camera and tell Barry and Lainey everything you feel.
Pops: Everything?
Adam: Everything.
Pops: Barry and Lainey, words can't describe how I feel about you two. Makes me think back to my own life. I had no parents. I had brothers who said, "If you get married, we won't help you." I had a rare condition. My appendix burst inside without causing me any pain. I have one large scar across my abdomen and one scar all the way down my right side. And I had my kidney- One of my kidneys removed. Can I erase that erase about the kidney? That's all I have to say.
Adam: Uh cut?
Pops: That was fun. How'd I do?
Adam: We've had a lot of fun here. Maybe too much. Let's stop.
Pops: Well, if you need anything else, just let me know. See you later, kiddo.
Quote from Beverly
Barry: I told you, me and Lainey just want a small wedding with a deejay and spaghetti bar.
Beverly: Well, when it's your wedding, you can serve spaghetti.
Barry: It is my wedding!
Beverly: Let me explain exactly how this works. I know exactly what you want, not you.
Barry: How is that even possible?
Beverly: See, your body grew in my body, transferring all your thoughts and choices into me.
Barry: But I am me! I know what me wants!
Beverly: No, I am you, and you want what I want.
Erica: That's ironclad logic from where I sit.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Bill Lewis: There she is, the woman who made the little devil who's taking my angel.
Beverly: And there's the man who once broke one of our dining room chairs 'cause he sat down too fast.