Adam Quote #567

Quote from Adam in Let's Val Kilmer This Car

Adam: It just so happens I have the single best resource for school prankery the world has ever seen.
"Real Genius". A filmic ode to shenanigans where brilliant dreamboat Val Kilmer pulls a series of the most epic pranks ever seen.
Barry: He is a dreamboat, which is why I'm listening.
Adam: Here's a good one. You take apart a car and put it back together in a tiny room.
Barry: Unimpressive. Next.
Adam: You ice the hallways so the whole school becomes a giant skating rink.
Barry: Too easy. Next.
Adam: Then go for the ultimate prank and fire a NASA laser beam at a 50-ton Jiffy Pop, causing a popcorn avalanche.
Barry: No!


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