Barry Quote #1496
Quote from Barry in Adam Graduates!
Adam: This is bad. She's in total denial that I'm graduating. I know you already said no, but I really need your help, man.
Barry: Suppose I were to help you, what's in it for me?
Adam: The deep gratitude of your only brother?
Barry: Worthless. I guess I could take all your graduation gifts.
Adam: But they're a way for the people in my life to honor my biggest achievement.
Barry: And now they'll be honoring me.
Adam: Fine, all the extremely personal, tailor-made gifts to start my adult life are yours.
Barry: Yeah, they are. And for no other reason beyond cruel whimsy, I want the cards too.
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‘Adam Graduates!’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: [laughs] To think if I hadn't stopped to load up on groceries, I would've missed this incredibly awesome moment.
Adam: Why are you here again?
Barry: Picking up toilet paper, cereal, string cheese, a variety of juice boxes. You want me to go to the market like an animal? They want money for that stuff!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You can all relax. I know tomorrow is a big day in the history of me, but I'm gonna be fine. Plus, I've got my job as Quaker Warden to distract me.
Adam: Even though it's largely ceremonial?
Beverly: I am also a woman of many hobbies, like tennis, bedazzling, and cheesing meats.
Barry: Those will fill a minute or two, but there's, like, eight waking hours in a day.
Beverly: You sleep way too much, Barry.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Done. Check it. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Schneider, thank you for the set of Egyptian cotton sheets. We will think of you every time we climb into bed together."
Erica: Roll it back in your head, babe.
Geoff: Oh, no, I'm an unintentionally naughty boy.
Erica: While you're at it, you might want to take another crack at the one for the Rosens about the espresso machine and how much fun we'll have grinding every morning?
Geoff: Aw.