Barry Quote #1498

Quote from Barry in Adam Graduates!

Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Geoff knew Erica couldn't turn down that offer, Barry turned to the Frentas to help with my mom.
Barry: There you are. It was so hard to find you two, because neither of you have jobs.
Virginia Kremp: Uh, I have a thriving floral business.
Barry: Don't make me repeat myself.
Essie Karp: And motherhood is a full-time...
Barry: Save it.
Virginia Kremp: Barry Goldberg!

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 ‘Adam Graduates!’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: [laughs] To think if I hadn't stopped to load up on groceries, I would've missed this incredibly awesome moment.
Adam: Why are you here again?
Barry: Picking up toilet paper, cereal, string cheese, a variety of juice boxes. You want me to go to the market like an animal? They want money for that stuff!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: You can all relax. I know tomorrow is a big day in the history of me, but I'm gonna be fine. Plus, I've got my job as Quaker Warden to distract me.
Adam: Even though it's largely ceremonial?
Beverly: I am also a woman of many hobbies, like tennis, bedazzling, and cheesing meats.
Barry: Those will fill a minute or two, but there's, like, eight waking hours in a day.
Beverly: You sleep way too much, Barry.

Quote from Geoff

Geoff: Done. Check it. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Schneider, thank you for the set of Egyptian cotton sheets. We will think of you every time we climb into bed together."
Erica: Roll it back in your head, babe.
Geoff: Oh, no, I'm an unintentionally naughty boy.
Erica: While you're at it, you might want to take another crack at the one for the Rosens about the espresso machine and how much fun we'll have grinding every morning?
Geoff: Aw.