Geoff Quote #361
Quote from Geoff in Sunday Chow-Fun Day
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Finally, Erica's least-favorite part of the night... Geoffrey, would you mind?
Lou Schwartz: We've got quite the Sonny-do list this week.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] ...the chores, which Lou and Linda would always pile on Geoff.
Geoff: "Replace batteries in smoke detectors. Program VCR. Refill humidifier. Empty dehumidifier." Hey, what do you say we put the humidifier and the dehumidifier in the same room and let them fight it out? [Lou and Linda laugh]
Erica: Well, fans of that joke will have next week to look forward to and last week to look back on.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] To put it mildly, Erica's Sunday was in no way a fun day.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Sunday Chow-Fun Day’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I heard you've been spending Sundays with the Schwartzes. And I wanted to grab a day, so say hello to Tuesdays with my Schmoos Day.
Geoff: Ooh! What fun wordplay. And by the heat of Erica's glare, I'm disengaging now.
Beverly: Then it's Momtober Fest, a 31-day celebration of my affection for you.
Erica: I'm gonna be out of town all of Momtober.
Geoff: What?
Erica: [clears throat] Yeah.
Beverly: You can't say no to Friday Fry Day, where I will deep-fry anything you want.
Erica: Hear my word. No.
Geoff: Even vegetables?
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And then "Fix Lou's reading glasses." Finally, "Change light bulb in fridge."
Barry: Why does he need a new bulb? I can see in here just fine. Whoa! They're bananas-in-the-fridge people.
Quote from Dave Kim
Adam: [to Principal Ball] I did you a solid, and now my college experience is gonna eat turds.
Dave Kim: I probably won't even go anymore. I'll just join my cousin selling junk bonds. Sure, I'll have a white leather couch and a doorman that high-fives me and says, "D.K. in the house!" But it's not college!