Mr. Glascott Quote #110
Quote from Mr. Glascott in Sunday Chow-Fun Day
Mr. Glascott: Beverly, it's with a heavy heart and an inadequate knife that I attempt to cut this ice-cream cake that Helen was supposed to remove from the freezer an hour ago.
Helen: I'm also supposed to change out the chili from week to week. What can you do?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Sunday Chow-Fun Day’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I heard you've been spending Sundays with the Schwartzes. And I wanted to grab a day, so say hello to Tuesdays with my Schmoos Day.
Geoff: Ooh! What fun wordplay. And by the heat of Erica's glare, I'm disengaging now.
Beverly: Then it's Momtober Fest, a 31-day celebration of my affection for you.
Erica: I'm gonna be out of town all of Momtober.
Geoff: What?
Erica: [clears throat] Yeah.
Beverly: You can't say no to Friday Fry Day, where I will deep-fry anything you want.
Erica: Hear my word. No.
Geoff: Even vegetables?
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And then "Fix Lou's reading glasses." Finally, "Change light bulb in fridge."
Barry: Why does he need a new bulb? I can see in here just fine. Whoa! They're bananas-in-the-fridge people.
Quote from Dave Kim
Adam: [to Principal Ball] I did you a solid, and now my college experience is gonna eat turds.
Dave Kim: I probably won't even go anymore. I'll just join my cousin selling junk bonds. Sure, I'll have a white leather couch and a doorman that high-fives me and says, "D.K. in the house!" But it's not college!