Beverly Quote #1493
Quote from Beverly in The Kissing Bandits
Joanne: I'm remembering I have a lot of homework.
Barry: Aw, no, no, come on, we haven't even gotten to the judges' results yet.
Joanne: Seems like maybe it should just be between the two of you.
Beverly: Her words, not mine. But also my words.
Barry: Mom! What's wrong with you?
Beverly: What's wrong with your girlfriend who doesn't know a leap from a Lutz?
Barry: That's what this is? You're jealous of Joanne?
Beverly: I thought ice dancing was our thing. But I guess you don't see it that way.
Barry: Fine. Go. But just like when Dean frosted his hair right before Innsbrook in '84, you surprised me tonight, Mom.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Kissing Bandits’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As I got iced out by Brea, the Winter Games were in full swing at home.
Bill Lewis: Aw, come on, USA! Canada's flag is a leaf! That's the weakest living thing on the planet. Sure, I pressed a few into my memory journal last autumn after a lovely drive up to Vermont, but we should be raking these guys up.
Quote from Barry
Joanne: Is everything okay?
Barry: That's what I'm wondering. Have Torvill and Dean lost their magic? The hairs on my arms are laying flat.
Joanne: I meant with you. You have that look on your face like when they get your order wrong at Burger Chef.
Barry: What's so hard about light lettuce, twelve pickles, three onion slices, double cheese, two top buns and ketchup-mustard at a one to seven ratio?
Joanne: You like what you like.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] After coming clean about his love of ice dancing, my brother was free to enjoy his favorite sport with his favorite girl... and our mom.
Beverly: Hot stuff coming through, and also cocoa. See, I'm playful and not at all super miffed and confused.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, someone had gotten between their secret mother-son winter sport!
Beverly: All right!
Joanne: Thanks for the hot chocolate, Mrs. G.
Beverly: My pleasure, and don't feel bad that you showed up empty-handed like a rude, intrusive guest who doesn't know her place.