Beverly Quote #1480
Quote from Beverly in You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times
Beverly: Damn it, Mike. You scared me.
Formica Mike: Sorry. My night face has been described as both waxy and ashy. Two words that seem to fight each other, but what are you gonna do?
Beverly: Why are you here?
Formica Mike: I'm just working late and fighting gingivitis.
Beverly: Are you living here?
Formica Mike: Fine. I am temporarily enjoying the perks of owning mattresses because Fran and I are separating.
Beverly: Oh, my God. But you're both so young and vital.
Formica Mike: Vital? You kidding? Five years ago, my doctor started saying, "Eh, it is what it is."
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: You will never guess who I just saw during my power walk/power sit and eat Sbarro at the mall.
Murray: Tip O'Neill?
Beverly: No.
Murray: Mr. Belvedere?
Beverly: TV character.
Murray: Quick Draw McGraw?
Beverly: Cartoon.
Murray: Waldenbooks?
Beverly: That is a store.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And when that didn't work, Joanne had to resort to the final "P"... public humiliation.
Joanne: Whoa! [laughter] Well, this is embarrassing. But also hilarious. Now you can laugh at me and recognize that sometimes things in life are funny.
Barry: I don't see why it's funny to waste all that Hawaiian Punch. Island people worked hard to squeeze tropical sunshine into every drop.
Quote from Adam
Adam: You guys said you'd eat some popcorn if I got the big tub. And now my delicate tummy is upset with all of you.
Brea: We told you not to get it.
Adam: It's only 50 cents more for the rodeo barrel.
Barry: Wait. Adam hasn't praised the movie yet. Why aren't you still clapping and/or demanding to see it again?
Adam: Yeah, it was neat.
Barry: "Neat" is something you say after uncomfortably watching your little brother's performance in The King and I.
Adam: How dare you? One critic said my performance was so inappropriate he couldn't look away.