Beverly Quote #1481
Quote from Beverly in You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times
Beverly: What happened? And I'm not just curious for gossip purposes.
Formica Mike: I don't know. I guess Fran just got sick of my general way.
Beverly: That does have a ring of truth to it.
Formica Mike: Yeah, but it's not all bad. I mean, I got top-of-the-line sleepers as far as the eye can see. The commute is easy. And, I mean, what more can a man ask for?
Beverly: Love? Companionship? Connection? [microwave dings]
Formica Mike: Ooh, ramen night again. Gotta tell ya, Bev, the Japanese have really mastered the fine art of microwave soup. Arigato, my Far Eastern friends.
Beverly: Damn it, Mike. Ditch the cardboard mush. You're coming home with me for a home-cooked meal.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: You will never guess who I just saw during my power walk/power sit and eat Sbarro at the mall.
Murray: Tip O'Neill?
Beverly: No.
Murray: Mr. Belvedere?
Beverly: TV character.
Murray: Quick Draw McGraw?
Beverly: Cartoon.
Murray: Waldenbooks?
Beverly: That is a store.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And when that didn't work, Joanne had to resort to the final "P"... public humiliation.
Joanne: Whoa! [laughter] Well, this is embarrassing. But also hilarious. Now you can laugh at me and recognize that sometimes things in life are funny.
Barry: I don't see why it's funny to waste all that Hawaiian Punch. Island people worked hard to squeeze tropical sunshine into every drop.
Quote from Adam
Adam: You guys said you'd eat some popcorn if I got the big tub. And now my delicate tummy is upset with all of you.
Brea: We told you not to get it.
Adam: It's only 50 cents more for the rodeo barrel.
Barry: Wait. Adam hasn't praised the movie yet. Why aren't you still clapping and/or demanding to see it again?
Adam: Yeah, it was neat.
Barry: "Neat" is something you say after uncomfortably watching your little brother's performance in The King and I.
Adam: How dare you? One critic said my performance was so inappropriate he couldn't look away.